Choose Edinburgh Tote Bag
Choose Edinburgh Tote Bag

Choose Edinburgh Tote Bag

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Canvas Tote Bag with Choose Edinburgh print in black, choose from the sweary or non-sweary version:

  • Long sling handle
  • 100% unbleached cotton
  • 150 gsm
  • Environmentally friendly
  • Can be washed at low temperatures
  • approx. 34cm by 42cm

SWEARY VERSION:
Choose rain. Choose heavy rain. Choose torrential rain. Choose grey skies. Choose water running down the crack of your arse. Choose drying your clothes on a radiator, socks, jeans, and even your scants. Choose webbed feet, snottery noses and a pale blue tinge. Choose peeling wet jeans off your legs. Choose putting the heating on in July. Choose drying the dog every time it needs a pee. Choose waterproofs and wellies. Choose staring at shite on the telly on a Saturday afternoon. Choose getting soaked running to Tesco for milk. Choose sitting on the couch with the lights on at 4 in the afternoon in summer. Choose staring out the window bored stiff telling everybody it's looking a bit brighter, when you know it's still pishing down and will do for hours. Choose being damp and fucking miserable. Choose Edinburgh.

NON SWEARY VERSION

Choose rain. Choose heavy rain. Choose torrential rain. Choose grey skies. Choose water running down the crack of your BUM. Choose drying your clothes on a radiator, socks, jeans, and even your Pants. Choose webbed feet, snottery noses and a pale blue tinge. Choose peeling wet jeans off your legs. Choose putting the heating on in July. Choose drying the dog every time it needs a pIDDLE. Choose waterproofs and wellies. Choose staring at RUBBISH on the telly on a Saturday afternoon. Choose getting soaked running to Tesco for milk. Choose sitting on the couch with the lights on at 4 in the afternoon in the summer. Choose looking out the window bored stiff telling everybody it's looking a bit brighter, when you know it's still hammering down and will keep on hammering down for hours yet! Choose being damp and utterly miserable. Choose Edinburgh